So the other day, my male Orc Hunter was waiting on a blimp heading to the Undead city... Just as it was taking off, a female Orc Shaman (can't quite remember her name) came up the flight tower and jumped onto the blimp at the last minute, resulting in the following chat:
Shaman: Whew, made it =)
Me: Nice
Freyja bursts into dance.*
Hordak dances with Freyja.
Shaman: Sexy
Me: You too ;)
Shaman: That's a big sword you've got there **
Me: Who me?
Shaman: Yeah
Me: That sounds like a come on, you know
Shaman: *giggle*
And thus ended Hordak's whirlwind romance... (Except for that female Human Rogue he tried to flirt with the other day. XD)
Oh, stop looking at me like that. If a member of the opposite sex complimented your dancing and then made a comment about how large your sword was, wouldn't you get the wrong idea too? ;)P
* I guess I should explain. Every race in WoW has its own unique dance; don't ask me why. However, all females seem to have a sexy dance of some sort... And it should be noted that the male Orc dance is the Running Man/Hammertime. XD
** BTW, I was wearing Linken's Sword of Mastery.***
*** Yes, I read Discworld a lot, hence the footnotes. ;)P
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