HAHAHAHA That was awesome, and it deserves a spot on FFN for certain. I'd say you'd probably be able to get away with a T rating. Hmm... But to be sure, leave in an author note something like, "If you think this requires a higher rating, please let me know", then if someone complains, change it to M. Otherwise... looks T to me!
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(And it was hilarious. Awesome job!)