NO. Bad brain!

[aviatrix]

I will NOT write a song parody of Gilbert & Sullivan's "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major-General" with Roy Mustang singing the lyrics... No matter how great the temptation is.

But... The image of him singing this song is so strong in my head right now; along with the other soldiers singing back up (and Riza's look of exasperation in the background)... XD

...

*wanders off to look up lyrics*