FMA: "The Very Model of a Modern Lieutenant-Colonel"

Yeah, disregard my previous post. I ended up writing a song parody of Gilbert & Sullivan's "I am a Very Model..." with Roy Mustang singing the lyrics, anyways. >:D

C'mon, click the link. You know you want to. Please...? 0_0

( FMA: The Very Model of a Modern Lieutenant-Colonel )

EDIT: Aw, screw it... To save from reposting this again, I just cut and pasted the story in here instead, over the lyrics I originally posted. ;)P